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The outlandish opinions and views contained heretofore within are not necessarily yours, nor are they at all times entirely derived from beliefs held by anyone now known or formerly known to be living, either currently or previously on this planet or any others, including but at times also excluding the author, as well as any other authors plagiarized or basically misquoted by the author or agents working for, by, or under the direction of the author.
Reading these views may or may not cause diarrhea, shortage of breath, orgasm, wild mood-swings, and the ability to create live-action creatures using only soap and some sort of eating utensil recently warmed by sunlight passed through a magnifying glass, or at the lack of thus some other hot thing, like a match that has been struck and is emitting a flame.
Warning: Dogs in the vicinity of you, within a 50-foot range will experience very little stress as a direct result of these opinions, but the hair of any other species dog-like in manner, if not style, will be irrevocably affected in ways that cannot be determined at this time. Also, please don't drink and drive, or eat and drive, as either will at times force you to take one or more hands from the wheel. Thank you in advance for not reading this while sitting.
The outlandish opinions and views contained heretofore within are not necessarily yours, nor are they at all times entirely derived from beliefs held by anyone now known or formerly known to be living, either currently or previously on this planet or any others, including but at times also excluding the author, as well as any other authors plagiarized or basically misquoted by the author or agents working for, by, or under the direction of the author.
Reading these views may or may not cause diarrhea, shortage of breath, orgasm, wild mood-swings, and the ability to create live-action creatures using only soap and some sort of eating utensil recently warmed by sunlight passed through a magnifying glass, or at the lack of thus some other hot thing, like a match that has been struck and is emitting a flame.
Warning: Dogs in the vicinity of you, within a 50-foot range will experience very little stress as a direct result of these opinions, but the hair of any other species dog-like in manner, if not style, will be irrevocably affected in ways that cannot be determined at this time. Also, please don't drink and drive, or eat and drive, as either will at times force you to take one or more hands from the wheel. Thank you in advance for not reading this while sitting.