Blahs....

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So I have a wicked case of the winter blahs. Which is appropriate, as it is January. I hate the Midwest so damn much. Some day, before I die, I would love to live in Vegas...or California. Actually, maybe a home in each place.

I need SUNSHINE and warmth.

I should really consider moving to Hawaii now that I think about the time difference. Since I like to go to sleep at 3 a.m. Central time....in Hawaii I'd be going to bed at around 9 or 10 p.m. or something...right? I'm not sure how many hours behind me they are, but at least 3 and probably something like 6. This would be something I could look up fairly easily...but I won't.

Okay, that's it. No Vegas or Cali either one. Hawaii it is. Hmmmm, they don't have any casinos there though...okay, this could be trouble. Oh....I need to go to bed...toooooo sleepy to be writing anything right now.

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